"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
In this beautiful and cruel world, We only ask "why" we're still alive…
kinda just wanna sleep for the rest of my life is that an option
I think that’s called death
Sounds good to me
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush
there will come a day where i don’t reblog this
today is not that day
when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right
did he jus get knocked out by his titties
(Source: , via twerkingmantis)